Zenith Men's 96.0529.4035/51.M Defy Xtreme Tourbillon Titanium Chronograph Watch on sale

Mr. Twisted Say: Zenith Men's 96.0529.4035 51.M Defy Xtreme Tourbillon Titanium Chronograph Watch
Almost as good as it gets. Almost., 2010-06-30
This review is for: Zenith Men's 96.0529.4035 51.M Defy Xtreme Tourbillon Titanium Chronograph Watch
I think a proper review of this watch needs to be done categorically.Awesomeness: As one reviewer succintly put it, this watch is more awesome than Chuck Norris riding Godzilla. However, that statement indicates that the reviewer clearly has not realized the full awesomness of the watch, as depicted by its "Pandora Setting" whereby a holographic image of Chuck Norris suplexing Gandhi is displayed in full scale. When I first saw it I thought "yeah, that's pretty awesome, but what if I want him to do something different like punching Rosie O'donnel in the face?" Well, my friends, that option can be downloaded straight from the watch's own satellite.Value: Poor people can't buy it, which makes it automatically better. The sad-face expressions on people at the soup kitchen when I show it off are beyond priceless. One time I made a guy think I was going to give it to him because he liked it, but then I was like "naw man, you would probably just sell it and buy a house or something. That's lame."Ability to conquer foreign lands: This watch actually caused several earthquakes in third-world countries when I set my alarm for multiple time zones.Ability to offend hippies: It offends hippies. All of them.Ability to offend bleeding-heart whiners: This one chick was like "you could sell that and build a house for poor people!" And I was like "yeah, I totally could. But that would be stupid because then I wouldn't have this awesome watch." She was upset, which was pretty cool.Ability to cure disease: If everyone bought this watch, absolutely no money would go to disease research and all the people with disease would die so all the disease would die with them. It's sound logic and in the owner's manual for the watch.Ability to stop terrorists: I would say that Jack Bauer wears this watch, but this watch actually wears Jack Bauer as an accessory.Faults: There is only one fault with this watch -- that it is priced low enough for wannabes and posers to buy it. I want a watch that only the most elite can afford; I don't want to see Joe Blow wearing this watch because then I would have to throw it away. That's why it got four stars instead of five.Also, I bought two of them because I like to put them both in a cage and watch them fight for my love.

I. B. Profen Say: Zenith Men's 96.0529.4035 51.M Defy Xtreme Tourbillon Titanium Chronograph Watch
An Acceptable Timepiece, 2010-11-29
This review is for: Zenith Men's 96.0529.4035 51.M Defy Xtreme Tourbillon Titanium Chronograph Watch
It was shortly after the onset of the French Revolution that I decided to retire to my techno-chrono bio-stasis chamber under the sea, to wait out the political upheaval. My physical self thusly preserved, I hunkered in for the long wait, my 1785 Zenith Men's Defy Xtreme Pocket Watch ticking away serenely in my waistcoat pocket. I procured from the pantry (all my cabinetry is composed of a humble gold-platinum-diamond alloy) a chess set made from the bones of leprechauns I poached from my airship, and settled into a most fascinating match, with myself. I must have lost track of time, for some moments later I noticed that my trusty time-piece had ceased its ticking. A brief glance at my instruments revealed that I had wiled away the hours with a greater rapidity than I could have imagined! The year was 2010, some 221 years after I sat down for chess! Quickly, I climbed to the surface and attempted to acclimate myself once again to society. Alas, much had changed since my departure, and a key stumbling point for me was my inability to tell time. As such, I set about to find a watch suited to my everyday needs. I was fortunate that my previously not-inconsiderable accounts had garnered some not-inconsiderable interest, and therefore were now tremendously not-inconsiderable. I purchased this watch from a fellow - Amazon - whose stock of wares was impressively vast. Hereafter follows a delineated account of my arguments for the watch, as well as those against:Arguments in the Watch's Favor:-Tells Time with acceptable accuracy-Complimentary PhD., which comes in the box-Power to Alter Reality through Dark Arcane Magicks-Deployable Cheese WheelArguments Against the Watch:-Slightly Heavy on the Wrist-Does not come in a Left-Handed model-Built-in Baby Seal Generator didn't work as well as advertised-Will not fend off ravenous sharks/bears/etc. unless properly motivated and well-rested-Always tick, never tock

mrs Say: Zenith Men's 96.0529.4035 51.M Defy Xtreme Tourbillon Titanium Chronograph Watch
$9.95 shipping.....Outrageous!, 2010-06-20
This review is for: Zenith Men's 96.0529.4035 51.M Defy Xtreme Tourbillon Titanium Chronograph Watch
I had decided on this watch, but then I noticed the shipping charge. Outrageous! I'm shelling out close to 100k, and they want me to take care of the shipping too. Forget it!